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Friday, February 20, 2009

The Greatest YouTube Channel to ever be conceived

Updated: (Go read his channel comments xD)

http://www.youtube.com/user/conradcigarspipes



This man has 6,112 videos of himself smoking a pipe.

His name is Conrad. He is a man of legend for his grand kindness. He is said to have slayed the jabberwock with a single swift vlask of his grand ololo saving the town of the Joos. After chewing his gum he gives the piece a proper burial. He is said to be able to make the coldest hearts melt and then cry with a single twinkle of his eye. The FBI often question him as he sits on his porch puffing a pipe, just because they find him interesting. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. He was once shot in the chest by accident. He didn't die, he politely asked the bullet to come out, then he tucked it into bed and kissed it good-night. His macaroni pictures from preschool hang in the Galleria dell'Accademia, right next to David. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. He donated his kidneys 3 times. His pillow talk with Maria Mayer resulted in one of the most important discoveries in molecular science. He once brought a puppy back to life just by smiling. He is Conrad.

Follow us. FREEEEDOMM!!!

3 comments:

one billion daleks said...

Well, you can never have too many videos of a man smoking a pipe - that's what I say!

I watched one with some Hawaiian guitar music, very relaxing!

Actually, I don't think 6,112 videos is anywhere near enough, so I plan to lodge a complaint about this rather low figure with somebody very very important!

But first, I'm off to buy a pipe!

All The Best!

SunflowerPipes said...

I dig this mans style 6300 videos of pipe smoking is quite an accomplishment. I regard the act of smoking as an art form akin to that of the Japanese tea ceremony. The smoking ritual is a way to ground the soul in a routine involving various materials of personal significance. Amoung the common materials are the smoking pipe, your favorite tobacco, a tobacco tray, a grinder for breaking up the tobacco, humidors and most often accompanying music. The smoking ritual is also an oppurtunity to bond with others a tradition with its roots in every culture. It seems to me Conrad is aware of these ideas and practices them in his life, good for him I would like to smoke a bowl with this man.

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Alan (my planet is mars) said...

LOL